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No matter how careful you are, there’s going to be the sense you missed...
– Chuck Palahniuk, Invisible Monsters. (via thetemperamentalgoat)
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everets:
is that a thing in your pocket because i was wondering where you were from or if you are in pain and if any of this relates to you being a hot girl because you’re hot let’s kiss on the lips
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SHIPPY ship ship
my stoopd hometuck shipts…will get updated with more shit eventually
go to my blog so they don’t look dumb my dash is squishing them
kinda weird ships i really like and should draw sometime
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cosmo tip #35
expertcosmotips:
bring him small dead animals as tokens of your affection and displays of your hunting prowess
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tourist: could you give us directions to Olive Garden?
new yorker: no, but i could give you directions to an actual Italian restaurant lol
tourist: oh you think you're clever???
new yorker: what
tourist: i'm going to meet my dying neice and she happens to love olive garden so her whole family is going to eat with her so she'll have a few moments of happiness
new yorker: oh... oh god i'm so sor
tourist: no shut the fuck up you piece of shit. i'll find it myself
the tourist drives off and the new yorker is left to think about his life choices and his decision to be a giant condescending asshole