January 2012
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December 2011
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Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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“No matter how careful you are, there’s going to be the sense you missed...”
– Chuck Palahniuk, Invisible Monsters. (via thetemperamentalgoat)
Dec 29th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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everets: is that a thing in your pocket because i was wondering where you were from or if you are in pain and if any of this relates to you being a hot girl because  you’re hot let’s kiss on the lips
Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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SHIPPY ship ship
my stoopd hometuck shipts…will get updated with more shit eventually go to my blog so they don’t look dumb my dash is squishing them kinda weird ships i really like and should draw sometime
Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
cosmo tip #35
expertcosmotips: bring him small dead animals as tokens of your affection and displays of your hunting prowess
Dec 26th
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Dec 25th
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Dec 24th
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Dec 24th
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Dec 24th
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Dec 24th
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tourist: could you give us directions to Olive Garden?
new yorker: no, but i could give you directions to an actual Italian restaurant lol
tourist: oh you think you're clever???
new yorker: what
tourist: i'm going to meet my dying neice and she happens to love olive garden so her whole family is going to eat with her so she'll have a few moments of happiness
new yorker: oh... oh god i'm so sor
tourist: no shut the fuck up you piece of shit. i'll find it myself
the tourist drives off and the new yorker is left to think about his life choices and his decision to be a giant condescending asshole
Dec 24th
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