sometimes the sweet tags you guys put on my stuff makes me scream and then haley gets scared and has to check on me
changed my logo from a heart to a crown bc i’m much more about being the fucking queen than i am about love
*wakes up at 9* nice
*immediately falls asleep, wakes up at noon* less nice
most people have dreams of going to europe but i only have dreams……of the perfect steak………….
there’s this japanese place in town that offers kobe beef and like…..i want to try it so hard because it’s motherfucking KOBE BEEF!!! when josh and i went out he offered to get me some even though it’s pricey as fuuuck but i was….unable to order it because if these guys can’t even cook some skirt steak without burning it to fuck i know for a fact that they would be able to ruin a piece of kobe beef and HOW MISERABLE WOULD I BE IF THAT HAPPENED
some day tho…………..some day……….
people who act like klk and sailor moon aren’t gay ass yuri animes like i will punch you so hard in the mouth i will kick you apart FOOL
i love kitchen nightmares because i love gordon ramsay he tried to do his end of the episode stinger and then his umbrella flipped inside out and smacked him in the head and he cursed and then that was the end of the thing i just…..love gordon ramsay
OMFG THERE’S THIS “RENOWNED” FOOD BLOGGER WHO IS TEARING THIS PLACE APART ON KITCHEN NIGHTMARES AND I CAN’T HANDLE IT
like they’re all like “IS SHE BLOGGING NOW????” and it shows dorky girl using her phone and just them being like “SHE’S BLOGGING LIVE WHAT DO WE DO SHE’S TWEETING. SHE’S TAKING PICTURES”
i just wanna be that girl